Ur mom

queefilicious:

What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via lielahcreasha)

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

(via lielahcreasha)

goldenbluelotus:

The King of the Fall. His hair is his crown so don’t ask.  👑

goldenbluelotus:

The King of the Fall. His hair is his crown so don’t ask. 👑

(via ovoxxxo)

magpiexo:

Abel T. Edit | XO created by magpiexo.tumblr.com

magpiexo:

Abel T. Edit | XO created by magpiexo.tumblr.com

(via iwantnoname)

“I love the way her breathing changes as soon as I touch her body.”
— Letters From Her Bed (via sexual-feelings)

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